(Oh Hearts and Hooves day, if you're a pony)
Flower Garden (My MLP o.c.) :*frowns*Poor Fluttershy.. Wait..*looks at me*Michie, is there a letter with your name in that pile?
Me:Maybe.. Maybe not.. I dunno, I don't have her address, and if I did, I would send her flowers and chocolates for the special occasion..
Flower Garden:Good human girl.
Dr. X: ........... Such an excessive amount exceeds the amount of citizens of Pony- NO, RAVEN! WAIT!
Fluttershy: O-Oh no, not again... where will i store them, now ? I haven't got places anymore... And this time, Twilight is to busy to help me...
''sigh'' They're so nice and all... but... maybe it's a little... too much ! (>///<)
Fluttershy: Huh ? Who's there ?
Me: The door ! [Trololol, reference ! ]
Fluttershy: Wha... Oh ! That's you, Mr. Jazz ! Don't move: i... i'm coming ! (^_^)
[moving all the letters in a corner of the entrance]
Fluttershy: Ok. You can open, Mr. Jazz !
Me: [opening the door] I already told you : stop calling me "Mister"... i'm not so old after all. (-_-")
Fluttershy: So...S-Sorry. ('>//<)
Me: Baah. Don't worry for that... So, here's your commands of the month: bird seed, carrots, honey, and... [see all the letters] Woah, WOAH ! My god, what...what's that ?! (O_O')
Fluttershy: Oh, umm... well...it's... umm...
Me: [evil grin] My, my ! I never though that you could have... so many "Lovers" in a single life ! I know them ? (°u°)
Fluttershy: Mr... um... i mean... Jazz: It's not funny at all. These are my... Fans. And every February, well... it's the same story. "sigh" They're all nice and all... (-//-")
Me: Yeah, yeah. Don't say more, i think i understand: it's maybe a little... ''too much nice'' for you, isn't it ?
[blush with a ''squee''!]
Me: Thanks god, you've got your old pal for such things like that in your life ! If you want, it will be a pleasure to help you to "store" them.
Fluttershy: For real ? You know... i don't want... to... disturbing you.
Me: Don't worry, sweety: i love to help good friends ! Give me a sec please. (^_^)
[push all the letters to the outside]
Fluttershy: He's realy nice... i'm happy to have a friend like him ! (^///^)
Me:So... ok: here we are ! [ bring out a strange bag from nowhere]
Fluttershy: Umm... Jazz ? What is that ? ('O_O)
Me: Well, it's a good friend. I called it... the ''Sausage's Master'' !!!
[five minutes later... nothing more than ashes.]
Me: Ok... It's done ! Sooo, Darling ?
Me: Ah... Good God ! I love when you make this face ! ''mew'' ^w^
[approved by Discord himself ! ]
Camo: Well, I guess I better go inside to see Fluttershy. *knocks on door*
Fluttershy: Whoever you are, please leave me alone.
Camo: Fluttershy, its me, Camo the Dragon.
Fluttershy: Are you sure? *sees a vine near her sprout a watermelon* Camo, please come in.
Camo: *notices letters* How many admirers do you have?
Fluttershy: Too many, I only admirer I would appreciate, is you.
Camo: Here, take this *gives her a card*
Fluttershy: *reads* From the day I arrived, to the day we met, I've always been there for you. From a dragon that was born from the roots of the tree of life, I hoped to meet someone who enjoys nature until I met you. Happy Hearts and Hooves day, Fluttershy. From Camo the Dragon.
me: need help
fluttershy: yes thank you
me: dang why do sooo many ponies and... o wow even humans love you a lot
fluttershy: humans love me
me: well yeah out of the 697 cards 361 are from humans
fluttershy: oh my
me: omg even my brother oh lord
fluttershy: how do you know who is human and who is pony
me: well there's one from appledash2485 and i saw him/her on the internet
6 hours later
fluttershy: thanks so much girl
me: no problem now i need to help Celestia
:That would be very much appreciated, thank you.
Always happy to help out. So how many we got?
: 250 and counting. Where are these letters coming from anyways!? I don't even know KNOW most of these ponies!
You'd be freaked out if you knew where they came from
(reference to the valentines episode where he apparently sent everyone hundreds of valentines.)